Toe Juice

This post is about what happens when a high school chemistry teacher uses his powers for good and not evil.

Toe Juice is a treatment for various ailments of the foot – psoriasis, dry and cracked skin, eczema, foot fungus, athlete’s foot and more. And it all started with a teacher and his baby.

The inventor of Toe Juice, Royce Garner, had a baby with cracked, dry skin that seemed unidentifiable.  So the mad scientist, I mean, chemistry teacher, headed off to his lab where he cooked up the concoction that is now Toe Juice.

And the baby’s feet? Well, apparently they healed completely, because now they’re selling this stuff everywhere.

Toe Juice is a fast-drying liquid that can be applied to affected areas with a swab or directly from the bottle.

What, you ask, is Toe Juice made of?

I’m really not sure. Mr. Garner seems to want to keep his formula very, very secret. The active ingredient is called DermaVine and there’s not much information about it, other than that the Toe Juice website calls it “plant-based” and a “naturally-based blend.” Hm. I’d like a little more information, Mr. Garner, before I put your proprietary potion on my feet. I’m just sayin’.

You can do a science experiment on your own feet by getting Toe Juice at the manufacturer’s website. A 1 fluid oz. bottle will run you about $7.99.

Now, if it could only make wearing high heels more comfortable? I’d be all good.

Photo Courtesy of Toe Juice