Puppy Tweets
I am a dog person. And I am a Twitter person.
But the question is, do I want my dog on Twitter?
Don’t laugh. This is for real. If you want to stay up to date with your dog when you’re away, you need to get your dog into the 21st century and put him on Twitter. Pronto.
You do it with Puppy Tweets.
You put a Puppy Tweets dogtag on your pup’s collar. You put a USB receiver into your home computer. Whenever your dog moves, eats, barks, etc. the Puppy Tweets dogtag senses the motion and signals the USB receiver to send one of 500 humorous tweets to be tweeted out from your dog’s account.
Puppy Tweets raises lots of pressing questions for me and my Twitter account, though.
Do I want my Twitter friends to follow my dog as well? What if my dog sees a rabbit in the yard and barks for 30 minutes – how many tweets will it send out? Will 4,562 tweets per day from my dog clutter up my Twitter feed? Do I care what my dog is doing?
Inquiring minds want to know.
Now the Mattel website, which apparently is the proud owner of Puppy Tweets, says you can run your puppy’s tweets through your own account if you don’t want to set one up for your dog.
I really think my 1500 Twitter followers would appreciate 1, maybe 2 tweets from my dog. After that, they might report my dog as spam.
The Puppy Tweets site also says that they’re working on additional download packs, so that soon, there will be even more than 500 tweets for your dog to send you. Great.
Can’t you see Paris Hilton doing this with her dog? Of course, her dog lives in her purse, so maybe not.
You can buy Puppy Tweets at Amazon for about $25. If you’re into this sort of thing.







